Does your partner depress rather than dazzle when it comes to lavishing you with love and luxury? Have they suffered a romance by-pass? Are their attempts at passion poor, their tenderness tacky and their amorous intentions uninspired?

Well fret not; Wolsey Place Shopping Centre and the Woking Informer want to play cupid this Valentine's Day and help restore the romance in your relationship with their competition to find 'Woking's Least Romantic' man, woman or couple.

A FATHER from Woking has received hundreds of phone calls after he forwarded on a hoax email about a missing girl.

Micheal Tuck, 57, was first sent the email by a concerned friend in January 2009.

The email shows an emotive picture of a happy 3 year old girl leaning against a tree, the text above claims her name is Reachelle Marie Smith it reads: "If your child was missing wouldn't you pray that everyone passed it on???"

Surrey businesses were given a kick-start to the New Year at a free consultation event in Woking on January 21.

Woking Ask The Experts (WATE) gave businesses from across the county the opportunity to receive expert advice gain valuable industry contacts.

Laura Holman, Economic Development Advisor for Woking Borough Council and Woking Town Centre Partnership was on hand to offer advice at the event, she said:

Surrey Heath Borough Council has been awarded a £30,000 grant from Defra in an attempt to solve the ongoing flooding issues in Chobham and surrounding areas.

The council will use the money from Defra (Department for environment, food and rural affairs) to work closely with landowners to improve the current network of minor watercourses and to explore the possibilty of installing a new flood relief scheme.

O'Neill's pub in Woking will be holding a Valentines party on February 11 to raise money for charity.

The event is one of many being held across the country as part of National Heart Month, with the proceeds being donated to the British Heart Foundation.

JACK Copp claims he had hoover-phobia as a child.

Now at 23 the ex-art student has collected over one hundred vintage and modern vacuum cleaners that are currently being displayed as an exhibition.

Jack is showcasing the highlights of his collection, which dates as early as 1923, at The Lightbox art gallery and museum in Woking until January 31.

THE Christmas fairy must have been hovering over Graham Baker's shoulder when the draw for the second round of the FA Trophy was made on Monday.

The Woking boss was hoping, after the 1-0 win over Forest Green Rovers on Saturday, his team would be paired with either AFC Wimbledon or Oxford United next - they got Oxford away on January 9.

WOKING Football Club has paid tribute to a promising teenager who was killed when the car he was travelling in collided with a wall on Tuesday.

Thomas Difelice, 17, who played in the football club's youth academy, was in the front passenger seat of a red and white Mini when it left the road and collided with a wall on the Broadmead Road, near to the Old Woking end of the A247, at 12.20am.

Wolsey Place Shopping Centre will be welcoming The Snowman™ to Woking on Saturday 19th December to get everybody in the mood for Christmas and to spread some festive joy this winter.

The much-loved character from the classic tale by English author Raymond Briggs will be greeting shoppers and local children between 10am and 4pm with breaks.

YOU may have wondered what happened to Mrs Tiggywinkle after she had a run-in with a two-ton truck, or whether Hammy the hamster is looking down on us from the big spinning wheel in the sky.

For many pet owners such things are just passing thoughts, but the clients of a spiritualist from Woking can ask if their pet got to heaven.